You Know who you look like?

"Sturggle Another reason to show that God love you..." Lupe Fiasco

Hello folks, I apologize tremendously for leaving you yerning to read my blog... I got to stay fresh but with this new job I'm either sleeping or wishing I was sleeping... So without further a do here we gooooo....

So on to my topic: at first I thought people saying I look like a celebrity was aiight but now it's gettin a little out of hand. It all started in Highschool. I went to a predominantly white school so besides thinking that they think that we all looked a like in the school they always compared me to Chris Tucker. Ok, Friday is one of my favorites and Weed Smokers worldwide and minus the fact that I had a 'fro was enough for people to say I look like Chris. We have a lot in common... We are both clebrities (in our own right), we both make people laugh, we both talk high pitched when we want a point to get across. But we do have major diffferences: he can turn down $20 million dollar movie rolls (I would only turn down a gay porn), he can get random people to help get rid of their weed, and he can make funny of Chinese people and not get karate chopped. So I feel that maybe a picture or a quick glance can have many mistaken.

Then this summer has brought on a new one to me... Chris Webber. Another Chris I think would be a cool dude. He's just like the other Chris, he smoked weed at one point in his life and that's enough said on that. The niggas taller than me and used to day Tyra Banks... I'm shorter than him and I used to date... let me not name drop, lets just say she wouldn't be on America's Next Top Model but maybe as a guest on her show for "Crazy Chicks who Will Attempt to Mess up a Nucca's Life" Women love dude and women love me too but I don't have a fan club outside of my house. He can dunk I can dunk, he gets invited to rap videos, I get invited to house parties by maried women I go to school with. He has a chance to win a NBA championship, I won the New Castle County Men's Summer League Division B ( we got a $10 gift certificate, he gets like $48000 a game, no comparison). Well those lasies said it was good thing so whatever but I don't get any play off of that. I look like I should play basketball but I woulnd't even make the JV team at your local Y nowadays.

The last and partially the most akward one I've heard was Andre 3000. Yes Dre from outcast. It was a Chef at my school who was in passing and was like you look like Andre. I was thinking Andre could be the janitor at the school or a man who fixed his car one time but he shooted with Andre 3000 from Outcast. Now I am huge Outcast fan (Aquemni top 10 cds of alltime) but "come on" this nucca couldn't be serious. He probably would have said anything or anybody like "you look like Jamal my neighbor." Note to white folks we all don't look a like. That's why I beleive that a lot of crimes may and can be mistaken identity. Just think If I was in a line up of these guys and one of us decided to rob an old lady and she saw us... She would pick me becuase I got the least amount of money. Let me stop... This nucca can rap and somewhat sing... My album "Future Elevator Music" Drops this Tuesday in my shower. He has a hilarious cartoon show, I watch the boondocks whenever its on. He got with Paula Patton in Idlewild, We won't name drop once again. He has platinum album sales I have about 6 people who read this site and that includes myslef. nUFF sAID.

Now all these dudes probably have many groupies and I might to but they haven't thrown any panties at me in public. They are all rich and famous ( I haven't hit that plateau YET). They all have money, cars, entertain folks, and are recognized worldwide. I have some money, I technically have driven 22 cars since I got my license, and your reading this and laughing so we are even. U be the judge: Who do I really look like but the most important thing for me is who Do I want to be...( that touched your heart and you know it)Now its hard out here for someone who gets comparison to these famous folks but hey, all 4 of us are sucessful in our own right and I have never been compared to Emerill Legassey so Gusess wht I'm going to be the best looking chef and maybe the next comparison to a future inspired blogger. Stay Blessed.

"I've got 3 words for that... Oh Hell Nah..." Cheez

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